Women fart too

Women are the epitome of beauty. They are flowers made of the best fragrance in the world, even better than Dior’s perfume. They walk like the sunshine that falls on earth. Their existence makes uglier things so beautiful. Their smile is like the moonlight that falls on the ocean surface. They are wingless angels and full of magic. Ok, enough already, time to snap out of the movie sets.

Women are normal humans with no extra magic power other than..you know what! Child birth, menstruation cycle, blah blah! They have hairy arms, legs, butt and nose. They sweat like the princess Fiona from the Shrek.. but as an Ogre. They’re dirty and at times, manly too.

Women do all the bodily functions just like men. They’re no different when it comes to ugly ground breaking farts, loud ass burps, and cracking knuckles before a showdown with an enemy. They can smell like fresh morning dew only when they take care of body hygiene with one of those “Bath & Body Works” products. Do NOT expect them to smell like a strawberry vanilla extract naturally without all that maintenance work. And they’re not fruits either! Sometimes they are going to smell like last night’s dinner, probably even worse than that.

Forget about Margot Robbie, Gigi Hadid with perfectly groomed bodies. That’s just for business and thanks to their living-gods aka surgeons! And they still fart out loud when nobody’s watching. Men out there, please don’t be surprised or disgusted next time!